Monkey Grease 5 seeds + 2 bonus
Monkey Grease Seeds – Robust Hybrid by Kannabia
What is Monkey Grease? Monkey Grease by Kannabia is a feminised, photoperiod Indica/Sativa hybrid for which the breeder crossed Monkey Grease with White Widow. It flowers for 55 days indoors and, according to the manufacturer, yields 600 g/m² with 20% THC and under 0.5% CBD; outdoors, harvest is in September. A strikingly strong smell, spicy-sweet aromas of honey, nougat and cinnamon and a strongly calming effect are typical. The resilient strain suits beginners as well as experienced growers – in the cannabis seeds for beginners category. Available as 5 seeds + 2 bonus and 100 seeds.
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Genetics & Origin of Monkey Grease
By its own account, Kannabia put a lot of work into a feminised Monkey Grease of its own. When crossing Monkey Grease and White Widow, the breeder took particular care to give the strain a distinct, unmistakable personality of its own in flavour and aroma. Added to this are properties that Kannabia expressly highlights: high resistance to diseases and pests and great adaptability to different growing conditions. The manufacturer calls the result a powerful, versatile Indica/Sativa strain; it does not give exact shares. The fact sheet lists 20% THC and less than 0.5% CBD. The seeds are feminised and photoperiod. If you would like to get to know a White Widow as a strain in its own right, you will find, for example, White Widow by White Label Seed Co. in our range.
Who Is Monkey Grease For?
According to Kannabia, Monkey Grease is an easy and rewarding plant that asks little of its gardeners. It suits:
- Beginners who want to get by with simple basic care
- Growers who would like to try out SOG, SCROG or hydroponics
- Outdoor gardeners who want to harvest as early as September
- Extract fans who appreciate plenty of resin
- Consumers looking for a strongly calming effect for quiet hours
The strain is less suitable if you have to grow inconspicuously: according to the manufacturer, the smell is hard to conceal. More high-yielding strains with a short flowering time are listed under High Yield & Short Flowering.
Growing Monkey Grease: Indoor & Outdoor
Indoor Growing
Indoors, Monkey Grease is ready for harvest after 55 days of flowering; Kannabia states 600 g/m². The breeder describes it as an all-rounder with consistent yields, whether you choose SOG, SCROG or hydroponics, and expressly encourages you to experiment. The buds become thick, dense and heavy; according to the manufacturer, the robust branches carry the weight without major problems. It does not give a plant height for indoor growing. Because the smell is very strong, a good carbon filter is part of the basic kit. The strain is content with simple basic care and, according to the manufacturer, is hardly prone to diseases, mould or pests. The tips for beginners in the Growpedia offer an easy way in.
Outdoor Growing
Outdoors, according to Kannabia, Monkey Grease can easily grow 200 cm tall and delivers 700 to 800 g per plant; harvest is in September. The fact sheet lists the strain as resistant to moisture and pests and also names guerrilla growing as a suitable method. A sunny spot with enough root space helps to make full use of this potential. Only grow where it is legal to do so.
Effect, Aroma & Flavour of Monkey Grease
The most striking feature of Monkey Grease is its strong smell. On the palate, according to Kannabia, a balanced palette of spicy and sweet aromas unfolds that is reminiscent of wild honey, nougat and cinnamon and a little of milk chocolate; the fact sheet simply says “spicy, sweetish”. The manufacturer does not give a lab terpene profile. It describes the resin as caramel-like and abundant, which is why the strain is also suitable for extracts. According to the manufacturer, the effect is extremely calming, narcotic and strong – intended for meditation, reflection and moments when you want to switch off from everyday life. Kannabia advises taking your time for it, especially if you are inexperienced. The stated values are 20% THC and under 0.5% CBD. How intense the effect is depends on dose and tolerance.
Note: Effect information is based on manufacturer data and user experience and does not constitute medical advice.
Why Buy Monkey Grease at United Seedbanks?
At United Seedbanks you buy Monkey Grease as original genetics from Kannabia. As a specialist shop for cannabis seeds, we place great importance on provenance, storage and transparent information about every strain.
- Original genetics from Kannabia – Monkey Grease as a feminised pack of 5 seeds plus 2 bonus seeds or as a bulk pack of 100 seeds.
- A real specialist shop – reachable in person if you have questions about a strain or your order.
- Discreet shipping – neutral, protected packaging; free shipping from an order value of €100.
- Secure payment methods – credit card, bank transfer or Bitcoin.
- Careful storage – seeds kept cool and dry for optimal germination conditions.
Anyone ordering Monkey Grease from United Seedbanks buys verified original seeds. Learn more about this breeder's range on the Kannabia page.
Frequently Asked Questions about Monkey Grease
What genetics does Monkey Grease by Kannabia have?
Kannabia crossed Monkey Grease with White Widow. The result is a feminised Indica/Sativa hybrid with 20% THC; the breeder does not state exact shares.
Is Monkey Grease suitable for beginners?
Yes. Kannabia expressly lists it as a strain for beginners: it is content with simple basic care and is considered resistant to diseases and pests.
How long does Monkey Grease flower and when is it harvested outdoors?
Indoors, flowering takes 55 days. Outdoors, according to the manufacturer, harvest falls in September.
How much yield does Monkey Grease deliver?
Kannabia states 600 g/m² indoors and 700 to 800 g per plant outdoors.
Does Monkey Grease smell strongly?
Yes. The manufacturer describes the smell as strong, striking and hard to conceal. For indoor growing you should therefore plan for a carbon filter.